Rats are burrowers, they shove that stuff all over the damn place and dig in it and just generally make a giant mess. Its just a part of rat ownership. Like when you have dog you just accept that you'll be picking up poop forever. When you have a rat you'll be sweeping up bedding forever. » 1/25/15 4:32pm Yesterday 4:32pm

There's a certain population of the right-wingnut-libertarian breed that think taxation is an act of violence. You're not going to get any sense out of him. It is fun to watch the word salad though I do feel for Mr. Garners' daughter. :/ » 1/24/15 3:51pm Saturday 3:51pm

We have birds nesting/hibernating in our eaves, and my side of the bed is directly underneath said eaves. This means that I regularly get woken up by a doxie standing on my head barking at the ceiling in the middle of the night because the birds DARED to make a noise! This, by the same dogs that RAN AWAY from a mouse… » 1/23/15 12:49pm Friday 12:49pm

Did you know that Atlantic Ferrys will *not* take reservations for 5th wheels? Just straight up, no. So retirees in their giant RVs cannot get onto or off the island without waiting in line for 3-5 days. DAYS. What the hell is it with ferry companies in this country? » 1/21/15 11:39pm Wednesday 11:39pm

I love it when men do that! So many times I've laughed at dudes regaling of their escapades with a large busted lady "she had like 40G tits man! It was awesome" - one guy tried to tell me the number is the measurement from the nipples all the way around. One guy tried to say it was centimetres, which is hilarious, cuz… » 1/21/15 9:41pm Wednesday 9:41pm