The first time I attended a deep fried turkey dinner party it was on the back (wooden) deck of a three story walk-up. And by the time the oil was hot enough to put the bird in everyone was drunk and/or high... except me. And we realized that the cook had forgotten to leave space for the oil to displace... so the flameā€¦ » 11/27/14 1:48pm Thursday 1:48pm